Hodgman

Judge John Hodgman Lays Down the Law on Proper Sneezing Etiquette

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In an era where public hygiene has catapulted to the forefront of global consciousness due to the ongoing pandemic, the seemingly benign act of sneezing has taken on new significance. This shift has prompted experts and judicial figures like Judge John Hodgman to weigh in on what constitutes proper etiquette when it comes to this involuntary reflex. A sneeze can project thousands of droplets from the nose and mouth into the air at speeds of up to 100 miles per hour. Considering each droplet may harbor pathogens, the manner in which we handle a sneeze … Read more

Judge John Hodgman Weighs In on Creative Resolutions to Avoid Defenestration

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In the world of legal disputes and courtroom drama, the age-old act of defenestration, or the throwing of someone out the window, is discussed far less frequently than one might expect. However, this unusual form of ejection has, surprisingly, been debated in courtrooms, capturing the imaginations of both legal experts and the public alike. Defenestration, which literally means “away from the window,” has a history that dates back to the Renaissance era. It was then, notably in 1618 with the Defenestration of Prague, that such acts had significant social and political implications. Yet, in modern … Read more

Judge John Hodgman Delivers Verdict on Bizarre ‘Frosty Slaw Man Salad’ Recipe

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PORTLAND, Maine – Judge John Hodgman has ruled on a case involving a controversial recipe known as the “Frosty Slaw Man Salad.” The case, which took place in Portland, Maine, centered around whether it is acceptable to include mayonnaise in a slaw-based salad. The ruling has sparked a debate among food enthusiasts and home cooks, with many questioning the traditional use of mayonnaise in this type of dish. The origins of the “Frosty Slaw Man Salad” can be traced back to John Hogan, a resident of Portland who claims to have perfected the recipe. Hogan … Read more